It's Haiku Monday. But Haiku Almost Tuesday, It is almost now. King Rockybado. Jazzy Island Dinosaurs. Magic Vid'ya Game. Hi, Crazy Chickens. Patriotic Mosquitoes, Are the ones up next. Focus not on food. But on the great vid'ya game. It got lots of praise. Twelve minutes later, It is not Haiku Monday. Think I'll stop here now. This kid is stuck in a massive tube
Where he's forced to play video games from dusk til dawn. He don't have much of a problem with this. He worships video games. You can tell that he is being super enthusiastic As he screams at the TV. He shouts, "DAMMIT! I SHOULDA SHOOTED THAT LAST STRAWBERRY WITH THE LITTLE AMMO THAT I HAD!!!!" He is an other angry gamer. That is clear to see. And now he wants a heaping plate of shrimp scampi Which he will throw at the TV. Or he will put it away and wash it down with a can of seltzer water. That's gross. I'll change that to a cream soda, please. Needless to say, I'm a master at improv.
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I know that we are a little under two hours away from the end of the weekend, but the busy life has taken precedence over anything and everything else. I now FINALLY have time to write this silly blog. Friday, I was in Schererville. Saturday, I was in Indianapolis. Sunday, I was in Elmhurst. So I did not have the most laid-back schedule in the entire planet. Oh well. I like days when I'm busy. When I'm not busy, then what am I doing with my life? While my eyes are somehow getting very heavy, I am going to give you twenty myths that have been broken over the course of ten years or more, so sit back and relax while you learn about these destroyed myths. 1. Pigs can fly. 2. Free food is a God send. 3. Honey Dijon mustard does not make you more sophisticated. 4. Donuts are as healthy as donuts. 5. Bacon is good for the soul, despite the amount of fat it may or may not have. 6. Pigs can fly. 7. Life is better with a piña colada in hand. 8. There is such a thing as a magic video games. 9. Dinosaurs still exist. 10. Robots have decided to rule the world. 11. Money DOES grow on trees. Those seeds cost a heck of a lot of money, though. 12. That is the reason why people don't think money grows on trees. 13. The Latin name for the money tree is the Treeus Moneyus. 14. Pigs can fly. 15. Dinosaurs are very well known to have exemplary musical talents. 16. One can pull mud out of his or her shoe and throw it at victims to make them ugly. 17. A banjo and a flute can grow legs and walk away. 18. Those are probably not the only two musical instruments that this can happen to. 19. Happiness is obtained by being happy. 20. Pigs can fly. As you can see, I just busted a ton of myths. Many have been convinced that none of these "myths" were actually true. That's why a lot of people thought they were myths, right? Before I log off for the night, I have one EXTREMELY important remark that I would like to make. Pigs can fly. Well, see you all tomorrow for one of my random haikus on Haiku Monday. You Know Who Hello, everyone. This is going to be the longest blog post there is, and I'm going to admit something right now. I hate snow. The end. JUST KIDDING! This is NOT going to be the longest blog post there is, but it is most definitely not the end. However, I am not lying when I'm saying I hate snow. I really do hate it, and today is as weird as they come. Weird Wednesday is either a day where I write a random poem about tacos, reiterate my Free Book Friday promotions, or talk about what's going on in my life....er, projects. Today, I'm going to say that I hate snow. Actually, I'm going to talk about how my projects are going. For the past two weeks, I have been promoting my writings for free. Today, I want to get you guys up to speed with my current projects. I am coloring pictures (yay! I'm a kid again!) and proofreading everything before I publish these next three novels, which are a-day-in-the-life novels. Meaning that next, I will work on the second book of the Amazing Sci-Fi Compilation. It's gonna be pretty great. This is a super creepy picture, I know. I just wanted to show my enthusiasm for my projects thus far. And I thought the cliche "thumb up" was quite appropriate.
Well, I am going to go back to coloring pictures, or proofreading, or eating tacos, or whatever the heck I was planning to do before writing this absurd blog. Yours truly, You Know Who Pigs in a blanket.
They must have been really cold. It is cold outside. Pigs in a blanket. The blanket is really soft. It is cold outside. Pigs in a blanket. It is their little wooby. It is cold outside. Pigs in a blanket. Why are they wrapped in cotton? Forty-five degrees. Pigs in a blanket. I walked just a few blocks down. Not in a blanket. Pigs in a blanket. They all must get over it. It is almost spring. Pigs in a blanket. They must love this warm weather. And then they can fly. Pigs can fly, you know. One time, I saw a pig fly. It was brilliant. Pigs in a blanket. I'm talking about the food. GOT EEEEEM. HA HA HA. Happy Friday, my old friends!
Whew! It has been quite a week. It's been tough not having a car for a day and a half (I swear, when you get a car, you tend to take that for granted until it's in the shop). It hasn't been a bad week, but it's been quite interesting for the reason that I stated above. Today, I am going to talk to you about Mr. Grzedek, the father of Andrew, Caleb, Adam, Cameron, and Alyssa Grzedek (The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs). So here we go! 1. Janusz Bartłomiej Grzedek was born on March 30, 1961 in Warsaw, Poland. 2. He changed his name to John Bartholomew Grzedek when he and his family moved to the United States. 3. His family moved to Steger, Illinois. 4. John went to college in Milwaukee and spontaneously met his wife, Deena, at an Italian restaurant. 5. He is the third oldest of nine kids. 6. John has 30 nieces and nephews. 7. John still speaks Polish fluently and has taught his immediate family how to speak Polish. 8. He likes to call his five kids, Andrew, Caleb, Adam, Cameron, and Alyssa by their Polish names. However, when out in public, he calls them by their English names. 9. He taught his kids how to make pierogies and other Polish dishes when they were very young. 10. Even though John and his family have always been Catholic, they have never been strictly so. Here is Mr. Grzedek for youse all. Just a friendly reminder! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta, and The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle TOMORROW SATURDAY February 20th, so check out my stuff by reading the summaries below! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens: "During the summer of 2014 in Crown Point, Indiana, David, Brody, and Toby Ingram go on another visit to Texamilio, where Rockybado, the Robot King of the Island, resides. The three boys take their friends, Adam Levistad, Andrew McCalsky, and John Garfield, on the adventure. When the six boys set foot in Texamilio, they realize that Rockybado's position is being challenged....once again. Not just by Claude and Susan McSmith, but also by some very interesting aliens." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta: "Summer of 2014 is here in St. John, a small town in Northwest Indiana. Life is very busy for the Grzedek family, as the kids' oldest brother, Andrew, moves to Valparaiso, Indiana after graduation from college, and their sister, Alyssa, goes on vacation with their mom. Caleb, Adam, and Cameron decide to visit Galavanti Island, otherwise known as the Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs, and they visit Dacston, a T-Rex, Valpatic, a velociraptor, Jokie, a brachiosaurus, and Sammy, a stegosaurus. Once the three boys come to the island, they have to help put a stop to Dacston's selfish cousin's hopes to run the Annual Fiesta." The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island: "It is the summer of 2014 in Valparaiso, Indiana. Levi Cranston and his friends visit an island called Wakahakai to visit Marty, a cool polar bear, Sporto, an athletic walrus, Cosmo, a hysterical penguin, Jack McFrost, a sophisticated snowman, Jefferson, a simplistic Eskimo pig, and Wachnuka Kaloi, a forensics expert. Little do the boys know that they are about to embark on an adventure to solve a huge mystery." Have a great weekend! The One Who Knows Jack Hello everyone!
Did you forget to get something for your significant other, friend, family member, cat, and/or other that's significant? Do you not have time to get it on Valentine's Day and will wait until the weekend following? Well, you've come to the right place! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta, and The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle on SATURDAY February 20th, so check out my stuff by reading the summaries and clicking on the links below! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens: "During the summer of 2014 in Crown Point, Indiana, David, Brody, and Toby Ingram go on another visit to Texamilio, where Rockybado, the Robot King of the Island, resides. The three boys take their friends, Adam Levistad, Andrew McCalsky, and John Garfield, on the adventure. When the six boys set foot in Texamilio, they realize that Rockybado's position is being challenged....once again. Not just by Claude and Susan McSmith, but also by some very interesting aliens." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta: "Summer of 2014 is here in St. John, a small town in Northwest Indiana. Life is very busy for the Grzedek family, as the kids' oldest brother, Andrew, moves to Valparaiso, Indiana after graduation from college, and their sister, Alyssa, goes on vacation with their mom. Caleb, Adam, and Cameron decide to visit Galavanti Island, otherwise known as the Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs, and they visit Dacston, a T-Rex, Valpatic, a velociraptor, Jokie, a brachiosaurus, and Sammy, a stegosaurus. Once the three boys come to the island, they have to help put a stop to Dacston's selfish cousin's hopes to run the Annual Fiesta." The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island: "It is the summer of 2014 in Valparaiso, Indiana. Levi Cranston and his friends visit an island called Wakahakai to visit Marty, a cool polar bear, Sporto, an athletic walrus, Cosmo, a hysterical penguin, Jack McFrost, a sophisticated snowman, Jefferson, a simplistic Eskimo pig, and Wachnuka Kaloi, a forensics expert. Little do the boys know that they are about to embark on an adventure to solve a huge mystery." See you then! You Know Who Hi. I am Monday.
I love to inflict others With a lot of pain. Hi. I am Monday. I killed B. Levi's nice car. No. It will not start. B. Levi is mad. I am laughing at her now. Hi. I am Monday. Her car acts as dead. B. Levi can't turn car on. Hi. I am Monday. New battery much? B. Levi is furious. She can't go nowhere. Oh wait. I forgot, To say, "Hi. I am Monday." Oh well. Whatever. B. Levi is mad. Now I'm eating a taco. Everything is great. I don't want him to "take care of me."
I don't want him to shower me with gifts. I don't want him to buy me expensive chocolate. I don't want him to treat me like a princess. I don't want him to constantly tell me he loves me. I don't want him to give me flowers. I don't want him to try to change for me. I don't want him to call me Cutie. I want him to be my best friend. I want him to split the bill with me. I want him to share some common interests with me. I want him to know that I make him feel good about himself. I want him to accept me for who I am. I want him to laugh at my absurd jokes. I want him to know that I love him. I want him to call me by my real name. Today I might be single. Tomorrow will probably be the same. But that doesn't mean I'm ugly. It just means I'm busy. I'm a confident individual. It will happen soon. Right now, I'm just trying to find where I fit in. I hate Valentine's Day. I hope he does, too. I don't like how we're expected to fit a "mold." Holidays are like that for a lot of people. Some people just get hit harder than others. If you get flowers and chocolate, that's a wonderful feeling. Some enjoy it. Others don't. And I don't want to wear a crown on my head. Again, personal preferences. If you love yourself, then everyone else will love you, too. And that is how you find your future boyfriend. Hello and Happy February 14 Eve.
No matter where you are in life, whether you're single, in a relationship, hoping to be in a relationship, dying to be in a relationship, or not caring at all, February 14 Eve is that one day where everyone thinks, "Oh boy. Time to indulge in an inferno of a lot of chocolate." To be honest, I don't know why I decided to use the word "Inferno." I just liked the big word, I suppose. Well, to be honest. February 14 is an okay day for some and a horrible day for others. To all of the single people out there, I will tell you two things. One: You will find someone, whether that is tomorrow, next week, next month, or even next year. It will happen. Just make it happen. Don't just sit and watch others make it happen. You gotta get in the grind as well. Two: Chocolate is a lifesaver. It really is. It helps you forget your troubles, and it helps you remember the wonderful time in your life when you invested a great deal of $1 to buy a taco. That was the most glorious moment of your life I'm sure. Well, never mind that. Today, I am going to talk to you about Mrs. Deena Grzedek, the Grzedek's mother (The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs). Just ten fast facts about her, since we don't really know her that well. 1. Deena is the middle child. She has one older sister, Lisa, and one younger sister, Christine. 2. She has six nieces and nephews. 3. Deena was born in Kankakee, Illinois. 4. Deena Julie Grzedek (Johnson) was born on May 4, 1961. 5. She and her husband, John Grzedek, met at an Italian restaurant in Milwaukee when she was visiting her older sister. 6. Deena is of Irish, English, Scottish, and Polish descent. There is also some possible German. 7. When she was fourteen years old, her family moved out to Olathe, Kansas. 8. She went to college to study Creative Writing, Management, and Music. Management was her major, and Sociology and Creative Writing were her two minors. 9. Deena has always enjoyed writing, but she is not a published author, with the exception to college newspapers. 10. She learned how to speak Polish from her husband, who is 100% Polish. Ladies and germs, Mrs. Grzedek. Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta, and The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle on FRIDAY February 12th and SATURDAY February 13th, so check out my stuff by reading the summaries and clicking on the links below! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens: "During the summer of 2014 in Crown Point, Indiana, David, Brody, and Toby Ingram go on another visit to Texamilio, where Rockybado, the Robot King of the Island, resides. The three boys take their friends, Adam Levistad, Andrew McCalsky, and John Garfield, on the adventure. When the six boys set foot in Texamilio, they realize that Rockybado's position is being challenged....once again. Not just by Claude and Susan McSmith, but also by some very interesting aliens." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta: "Summer of 2014 is here in St. John, a small town in Northwest Indiana. Life is very busy for the Grzedek family, as the kids' oldest brother, Andrew, moves to Valparaiso, Indiana after graduation from college, and their sister, Alyssa, goes on vacation with their mom. Caleb, Adam, and Cameron decide to visit Galavanti Island, otherwise known as the Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs, and they visit Dacston, a T-Rex, Valpatic, a velociraptor, Jokie, a brachiosaurus, and Sammy, a stegosaurus. Once the three boys come to the island, they have to help put a stop to Dacston's selfish cousin's hopes to run the Annual Fiesta." The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island: "It is the summer of 2014 in Valparaiso, Indiana. Levi Cranston and his friends visit an island called Wakahakai to visit Marty, a cool polar bear, Sporto, an athletic walrus, Cosmo, a hysterical penguin, Jack McFrost, a sophisticated snowman, Jefferson, a simplistic Eskimo pig, and Wachnuka Kaloi, a forensics expert. Little do the boys know that they are about to embark on an adventure to solve a huge mystery." See you Monday. You Know Who Hello everyone!
Would you like to treat your significant other, friend, family member, or cat to a great book? Well, you've come to the right place! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta, and The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle on FRIDAY February 12th and SATURDAY February 13th, so check out my stuff by reading the summaries and clicking on the links below! Rockybado 3: The Invasion of the Naughty Blue Aliens: "During the summer of 2014 in Crown Point, Indiana, David, Brody, and Toby Ingram go on another visit to Texamilio, where Rockybado, the Robot King of the Island, resides. The three boys take their friends, Adam Levistad, Andrew McCalsky, and John Garfield, on the adventure. When the six boys set foot in Texamilio, they realize that Rockybado's position is being challenged....once again. Not just by Claude and Susan McSmith, but also by some very interesting aliens." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 3: The Prehistoric Fiesta: "Summer of 2014 is here in St. John, a small town in Northwest Indiana. Life is very busy for the Grzedek family, as the kids' oldest brother, Andrew, moves to Valparaiso, Indiana after graduation from college, and their sister, Alyssa, goes on vacation with their mom. Caleb, Adam, and Cameron decide to visit Galavanti Island, otherwise known as the Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs, and they visit Dacston, a T-Rex, Valpatic, a velociraptor, Jokie, a brachiosaurus, and Sammy, a stegosaurus. Once the three boys come to the island, they have to help put a stop to Dacston's selfish cousin's hopes to run the Annual Fiesta." The Magic Video Game 3: Mystery of the Island: "It is the summer of 2014 in Valparaiso, Indiana. Levi Cranston and his friends visit an island called Wakahakai to visit Marty, a cool polar bear, Sporto, an athletic walrus, Cosmo, a hysterical penguin, Jack McFrost, a sophisticated snowman, Jefferson, a simplistic Eskimo pig, and Wachnuka Kaloi, a forensics expert. Little do the boys know that they are about to embark on an adventure to solve a huge mystery." See you then! B |
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