Haiku Almost Tuesday

It's Haiku Monday.
But Haiku Almost Tuesday,
It is almost now.

King Rockybado.
Jazzy Island Dinosaurs.
Magic Vid'ya Game.

Hi, Crazy Chickens.
Patriotic Mosquitoes,
Are the ones up next.

Focus not on food.
But on the great vid'ya game.
It got lots of praise.

Twelve minutes later,
It is not Haiku Monday.
Think I'll stop here now.

This kid is stuck in a massive tube
Where he's forced to play video games from dusk til dawn.
He don't have much of a problem with this.
He worships video games.
You can tell that he is being super enthusiastic
As he screams at the TV.
He shouts, "DAMMIT! I SHOULDA SHOOTED THAT LAST STRAWBERRY
WITH THE LITTLE AMMO THAT I HAD!!!!"
He is an other angry gamer. That is clear to see.
And now he wants a heaping plate of shrimp scampi
Which he will throw at the TV.
Or he will put it away and wash it down with a can of seltzer water.
That's gross. I'll change that to a cream soda, please.

Needless to say, I'm a master at improv.