Quickie (Rockybado 1)

Jeremy Kerplunk and Johnny Dinglebom, two very goofy Bobinos, decided to go to the nearest fast food joint because they were both very hungry.

At the drive-thru….

​“Thank you for choosing this store. How may I help you today?” a voice said through the machine.
“I would like a hamburger, with no ham,” Jeremy said.
“A hamburger does not have ham on it.”
“Ham-burger. There has to be ham on it.”
“It is called a hamburger because it is called a hamburger.”
“I would like two hamburger meals, if you insist that there’s no ham on the hamburgers.”
“I’m sure there is no ham on the hamburgers.”

Jeremy Kerplunk and Johnny Dinglebom