There's bacon soda.
There's bacon cotton candy. Have they gone too far? I don't think they have. I thought it was kinda weird. And quite exotic. And bacon candles. And candles smell like man caves. More like shaving cream. Shaving cream, mirrors. Smearing it on all the time. Then drawing pictures. I will now go back To religiously drawing And writing as well. Stay tuned. And be sure to drink your bacon flavored soda.
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Because today is Happy Sundae, I have a happy announcement for all of you! Rockybado: Robot King of the Island, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs, and The Magic Video Game 4: The Upbringing of a New Comedian will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle on Friday June 10th and Saturday June 11th, so please check them out by reading the summaries and clicking on the links below! Rockybado: Robot King of the Island: "It is June 2006, and, after school lets out for the summer in Crown Point, Indiana, five boys find out about a robot in Texamilio, a supposedly fictitious island due west of the eight Hawaii Islands. When they meet Rockybado and his two close Bobino comrades, they are all confronted by Susan and Claude McSmith, who are both out to steal Rockybado's position as King of Texamilio, after a sour debate regarding physics in high school." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs: "It is June 2006 in St. John, a town in Northwest Indiana, and five siblings find out about the existence of dinosaurs through their neighbors who actually visited them. At a swimming party, the neighbors give the three younger siblings a book with a T-Rex's number on it. When all five kids visit Galavanti Island, they help Dacston, a T-Rex, Valpatic, a velociraptor, Jokie, a brachiosaurus, and Sammy, a stegosaurus, locate a case of saxophones that Selfish Arnie, Dacston's cousin, has taken from all of the citizens of Galavanti Island." The Magic Video Game: "Summer of 2006 begins in Valparaiso, Indiana, and two siblings acquire a video game that lets them go to the island of Wakahakai to meet a cool polar bear and his friends, including a forensics science fanatic, an athletic walrus, a crazy penguin, a distinguished snowman, a simplistic Eskimo pig, and a beautiful princess. Together, they must keep Darveda, Nelson, and Hilda from taking part of Winderplassic Estate." See you tomorrow for Haiku Mundaiye! You Know Who Hey friends!
Good news for all of you! Rockybado 4: Running Up a Hill, The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 4: The Life of a Typical Foodie, The Magic Video Game 4: The Upbringing of a New Comedian, and The Crazy Chicken Escapade will be FREE on Amazon for Kindle on Saturday June 4th, so please check them out by reading the summaries and clicking on the links below! Rockybado 4: Running Up a Hill: "Summer of 2014 commences in Crown Point, Indiana. David Ingram just recently graduates from college and now has a full-time job. Brody, his younger brother, has an internship for his computer engineering major. Brett, the second oldest of the five boys, is trying to figure out what he wants to do with his bands, and Toby, the youngest, wants to join a band someday. And their oldest brother, Dawson, is about to get married. Overall, their summer starts out very bittersweet." The Jazzy Island of Dinosaurs 4: The Life of a Typical Foodie: "It is the summer of 2014 in St. John, Indiana, a small town in Northwest Indiana about 45 minutes away from Chicago. There is a lot going on this summer, yet nothing at the same time. Andrew Grzedek just recently graduates from college and moves in with his two cousins and mutual friend. Caleb, his younger brother of two years, is still trying to keep his band going strong. Everyone in their family is constantly making food. His sister, Alyssa, reunites with her good friend who moved back here from California. And no one else has much direction on what their plans will be for the summer." The Magic Video Game 4: The Upbringing of a New Comedian: "Summer of 2014 is here in Valparaiso, Indiana. Levi Cranston is making the transition from college life to home life for the summer, and he might consider becoming a comedian like his dad. He and his friends are typical college students who want to make the most out of their summer by practicing tennis, hitting up all the bars and fast food joints in the area, and just making the most out of life in general." The Crazy Chicken Escapade: "It is the summer of 2006, and three boys meet at a birthday party and realize that they have more in common than what they have previously thought. David Ingram, from Crown Point, Indiana, Andrew Grzedek, from St. John, Indiana, and Levi Cranston, from Valparaiso, Indiana, then play a magic video game at Levi's house. They all eventually meet Marty and his creature friends in Wakahakai, Dacston and his dinosaur comrades on Galavanti Island, and Rockybado, the King of Texamilio. Everyone finds out that the nearby chicken community has been taken advantage of, and they all set foot to free Radcliffe, the elected leader of the chicken community, as well as bring the overall group back to normal." See you tomorrow! You Know Who |
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